“My administration will be the purest in the history of My country,” Obama proclaimed. “There must be no taint of illicit actions or associations to undermine My nation’s Faith in Me. I’m not saying people have to have been saints. But they must confess any mistakes (sins) they may have made to Me before they can be considered. America can be assured that only the worthy and repentant will be appointed.”
Confess your sins to the mighty Barack Obama, master of time, space and dimension, and you will be forgiven!
Hail the Messiah Barack Obama.
The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis. . .
1 comment:
Glorious, he looks as though he is ascending from heaven.
He will save us all.
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