Obama's Constitutional Crisis. . .

A Constitutional crisis is lurking in the darkness in the coming 4 years. And it is not whether the manger the great one was born in was located in Kenya or Cleveland. No, this one is bigger. . . Article 1 section 9 of the US Constitution states "No title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States; and no person holding any office shall, without Consent of Congress, accept any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State" The world is waiting for their King and savior and leave it to a bunch of long hairs 200 years ago to mess it all up!

All Hail the Messiah Barack Obama!

The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis.

"OBAMAISM -- It's a Kind of Religion," says NY magazine

New York Magazine has declared Obamaism a religion. Even Hillary Clinton is rumored to have confessed her sins to the great one, and is ready to bow down and serve the master. She has even offered to pen a new hymn to replace "Hail to the Chief" with a new one called "How great He is". It will be a duet sung by both Bill and Hillary Clinton, and yes Obama will have Hillary lip sync the masterpiece.

Hail the master Obama.

The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis.

Portland students want to rename school after Obama

Portland, Oregon is considering naming one of it's schools after the Messiah Barack Obama. Might it be that the great one will have his likeness cast in bronze to greet all who enter? The Barack Obama school will be a beacon of light to the world that will spread hope to all.

Hail the Chosen One Barack Obama!

The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis. . .

Confess your sins to the Messiah Barack Obama

“My administration will be the purest in the history of My country,” Obama proclaimed. “There must be no taint of illicit actions or associations to undermine My nation’s Faith in Me. I’m not saying people have to have been saints. But they must confess any mistakes (sins) they may have made to Me before they can be considered. America can be assured that only the worthy and repentant will be appointed.”

Confess your sins to the mighty Barack Obama, master of time, space and dimension, and you will be forgiven!

Hail the Messiah Barack Obama.

The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis. . .

The Chosen One. . .

The Messiah Barack Obama must now choose the Robe he will wear to his inauguration. After swearing in on his autobiography he will ascend from the platform directly to the Oval Office.

All Hail Barack Obama!

Reminder: The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis. . .

Change we can believe in. . .

As our Messiah Barack Obama is busy hiring back all of the Clinton administration we take a moment to say "Hail Barack Obama".

The Chosen one will now save General Motors by handing out loaves of bread and fish and at the same time listing NASCAR on the Axis of Evil list.

Rumors are swirling about about Michael Moore Baptizing Barack Obama in the Potomac River. . . Can you say "Water Wings".

Hail the One, and give us this day. . . all hail Barack Obama.

The Church of Barack Obama. . . est. 2008

The Church of Barack Obama is now Open! All are welcome and if you prefer a non-smoking pew, one will be assigned for you.

All Hail the Messiah!

The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis. . .