tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43614535866505009242012-02-16T12:50:15.573-08:00Animaltroutnoreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361453586650500924.post-46888391154956937532008-11-24T22:20:00.000-08:002009-01-11T23:30:41.969-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SSua5wZTOlI/AAAAAAAAAG4/VHtTsX40XU4/s1600-h/Obama_Mt_Rushmore.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SSua5wZTOlI/AAAAAAAAAG4/VHtTsX40XU4/s400/Obama_Mt_Rushmore.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272478105801538130" /></a><br /><br /> A Constitutional crisis is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythrdCsOFJU">lurking</a> in the darkness in the coming 4 years. And it is not <a href="http://english.pravda.ru/science/earth/106922-0/">whether</a> the manger the great one was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt_H1zTvWlQ">born</a> in was located in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcX-yCpQ-3w">Kenya</a> or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTr-b2g_COc">Cleveland</a>. No, this one is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRW8EXLdLE">bigger</a>. . . <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnbc2skDbQ">Article 1 section 9</a> of the US Constitution states "No title of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZhDHyigkl0">Nobility</a> shall be granted by the United States; and no person holding any <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-rS2ewN1ns">office</a> shall, without Consent of Congress, accept any present, Emolument, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poDLjwSmaW0&feature=related">Office</a>, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsmybQKpmTw&feature=related">King</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4BJ9B1lrw">Prince</a> or foreign State" The world is waiting for their King and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RX-l3ruTOE&feature=related">savior</a> and leave it to a bunch of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osFKsmjwe6g">long hairs</a> 200 years ago to mess it all up!<br /><br />All Hail the Messiah <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-UpWcUatsw&feature=related">Barack Obama</a>!<br /><br />The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnhE_ey23rc">Church of Elvis</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4361453586650500924-4688839115495693753?l=thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Animaltroutnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361453586650500924.post-52552987739555047332008-11-17T22:17:00.000-08:002008-11-18T00:44:37.382-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SSJeVlVZe_I/AAAAAAAAAGw/iZ6OAmVhrSo/s1600-h/saintobama.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 133px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SSJeVlVZe_I/AAAAAAAAAGw/iZ6OAmVhrSo/s400/saintobama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269878238869027826" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d-VAqAkAeg">New York</a> Magazine has declared <a href="http://nymag.com/news/politics/52029/">Obamaism</a> a religion. Even Hillary Clinton is rumored to have confessed her sins to the great one, and is ready to bow down and serve the master. She has even offered to pen a new <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHuBMj_ZP14">hymn</a> to replace "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeSgQdRZPxY&feature=related">Hail to the Chief</a>" with a new one called "How great He is". It will be a duet sung by both <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY">Bill</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xb3bDwE9jQ">Hillary</a> Clinton, and yes Obama will have <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xb3bDwE9jQ">Hillary</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahep3z4krmI">lip sync</a> the masterpiece.<br /><br />Hail the master Obama.<br /><br />The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the <a href="http://www.24hourchurchofelvis.com/">Church of Elvis</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4361453586650500924-5255298773955504733?l=thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Animaltroutnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361453586650500924.post-67272279067813398282008-11-16T22:03:00.001-08:002008-11-17T23:55:28.247-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SSEJWrcC0QI/AAAAAAAAAGo/gOtunzmbTM4/s1600-h/obama-main_Full.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 366px; height: 339px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SSEJWrcC0QI/AAAAAAAAAGo/gOtunzmbTM4/s400/obama-main_Full.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269503324222312706" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0otij733ao0">Portland, Oregon</a> is <a href="http://blogs.nwcn.com/archives/2008/11/portland-students-want-to-rena.html">considering</a> naming one of it's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqIT35lUMvU">schools</a> after the Messiah Barack Obama. Might it be that the great one will have his likeness cast in bronze to greet all who enter? The <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqIT35lUMvU">Barack Obama school</a> will be a beacon of light to the world that will spread hope to all. <br /><br />Hail the Chosen One Barack Obama!<br /><br />The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the <a href="http://www.24hourchurchofelvis.com/">Church of Elvis</a>. . .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4361453586650500924-6727227906781339828?l=thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Animaltroutnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361453586650500924.post-3434894926229081052008-11-15T22:03:00.000-08:002008-11-17T22:42:27.051-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SR-31oWv1TI/AAAAAAAAAGg/xO2Zh-isRC4/s1600-h/obama-the-2nd-coming.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SR-31oWv1TI/AAAAAAAAAGg/xO2Zh-isRC4/s400/obama-the-2nd-coming.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269132221040547122" /></a><br />“My administration will be the purest in the history of My country,” Obama proclaimed. “There must be no taint of illicit actions or associations to undermine My nation’s Faith in Me. I’m not saying people have to have been saints. But they must confess any mistakes (sins) they may have made to Me before they can be considered. America can be assured that only the worthy and repentant will be appointed.”<br /><br />Confess your sins to the mighty Barack Obama, master of time, space and dimension, and you will be forgiven!<br /><br />Hail the Messiah Barack Obama.<br /><br />The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the <a href="http://www.24hourchurchofelvis.com/">Church of Elvis</a>. . .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4361453586650500924-343489492622908105?l=thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Animaltroutnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361453586650500924.post-2276214673149097542008-11-14T21:11:00.000-08:002008-11-14T21:28:14.666-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LSMRPfdO1Gg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LSMRPfdO1Gg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />The Messiah Barack Obama must now choose the Robe he will wear to his inauguration. After swearing in on his autobiography he will ascend from the platform directly to the Oval Office.<br /><br />All Hail Barack Obama!<br /><br />Reminder: The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis. . .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4361453586650500924-227621467314909754?l=thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Animaltroutnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361453586650500924.post-65817810326760718382008-11-13T23:24:00.000-08:002008-11-14T21:29:56.263-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SR0n_nZ1vyI/AAAAAAAAAGY/0rdk-s6Olbc/s1600-h/Saint+Obama.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SR0n_nZ1vyI/AAAAAAAAAGY/0rdk-s6Olbc/s400/Saint+Obama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268411112955952930" /></a><br />As our Messiah Barack Obama is busy hiring back all of the Clinton administration we take a moment to say "Hail Barack Obama".<br /><br />The Chosen one will now save General Motors by handing out loaves of bread and fish and at the same time listing NASCAR on the Axis of Evil list.<br /><br />Rumors are swirling about about Michael Moore Baptizing Barack Obama in the Potomac River. . . Can you say "Water Wings".<br /><br />Hail the One, and give us this day. . . all hail Barack Obama.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4361453586650500924-6581781032676071838?l=thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Animaltroutnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361453586650500924.post-11361889350178588332008-11-12T22:27:00.000-08:002008-11-13T23:04:56.073-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SRvI_tn0zlI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/VUVXytIqvCo/s1600-h/obama.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 275px; height: 355px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLoEdoOJFF8/SRvI_tn0zlI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/VUVXytIqvCo/s400/obama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268025186043874898" /></a><br />The Church of Barack Obama is now Open! All are welcome and if you prefer a non-smoking pew, one will be assigned for you. <br /><br />All Hail the Messiah!<br /><br />The Church of Barack Obama is not affiliated with the Church of Elvis. . .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4361453586650500924-1136188935017858833?l=thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Animaltroutnoreply@blogger.com3